J is for JEEPAHZ #AtoZ Challenge

It is day 11 of National Poetry Month. Thus, I am writing poems every day in April.
It is also the month of the AtoZ Challenge, and my 8th year in participating.
Combining the two, I am writing poems based on Maine vanity plates I've spied this past year.
The AtoZ does not have a letter for Sundays, but I will post a non-vanity plate or extra vanity plate poem on that day.

On this 10th day of the Challenge, we are on the letter J.

J is for...

Jeep Love

Oh, there's nothing quite like

a ride in a Jeep

Where nothing's too wet

and nothing's too deep,

At least that's what hubby would say...

But give me some shine

and I will be fine

with hills that don't climb 

very steep.

I like me some plush,

Not mountainous glush,

I want AC and heating

and frills;

No slack canvas top

No potholes to hop

a ride that will comfort

not kill.

Cars stay on the road

or so I was told

But hubby says try it

You'll see

That the off-roading life

is exciting and rife

with dangers and mud

to your knee.

"No, thanks", says my back.

"I'll pass", say my teeth.

I think I'll wait here on my own

And when you've returned

I hope you'll have learned

That a Jeep can be fun 

all alone.

by Donna JT Smith ©2019

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