|My husband was kind enough to hold this roll up for me.|
"Perhaps you don't have any."
Yes, I have some.
"Well, maybe you don't. Maybe you need to get some."
Why would I need to get some? I bought some just a little while ago. I just don't remember where I put it.
"Well, it will be too hard to find now. Maybe you should go buy some more at that store near my cat food store."
Wait. I remember. I put the roll under my bed. Just a minute.
"I think you should not look there. That's my area under the bed. It is too dark under there for you to see anyway."
What's this? This was my new wrapping paper!
"Oh, is that it?"
Yes. This is my wrapping paper. It has holes all through it! What did you do?
"Ripping. Ripping paper. I thought you said 'ripping' paper. So I did."
It's wrapping paper - for wrapping presents so they look nice.
"I think it looks quite festive myself...let the good times roll and all that."
This is going to be hard to put a good spin on, Noah.
"Oh, speaking of "spin", could you put another roll of white paper on the thingy in the bathroom. We seem to have run out."