Second Sunday in April

Here's what you get today! 

Boss of the Docks

I know it's hard not to look

We're a handsome pair of gulls

We are trustworthy through and through

So you can stop looking now

Stop watching

It's okay to leave your lunch

There

In

That

Spot

It will only be for a minute

While you go check on something

Really

We are good gulls

The best of the lot

We promise to watch your lunch

Just for you

And no one will dare come near it

For we are good gulls

The best of the lot

As we said before

Really

Go

Check on it

We will guard your lunch

Gone

What's gone

What do you mean it's gone

We were just watching it

Closely

These are not Cheetos crumbs on

Our lips

We don't even have lips

Our beaks are always orange

Anyway there's one left in the bag

If you want it.