Whoa, there's nothing worse than a lumpy rug. I mean, if a hairpiece won't stay down flat then I say...
It's a...a lumpy wha...?
I knew that.
Yes, lumpy rugs are very hard to vacuum. I don't wear a hairpiece. I don't know where you got that idea.
You know, when you lie down on a lumpy rug or vacuum a lumpy rug you should be careful that there isn't a dog or cat or even some two year old taking a nap under there. Maybe that's why it's lumpy.
And again, as with Fire Day, are we celebrating them, enjoying them, going out with binoculars to find a wild lumpy rug, or are we just supposed to decide if we like it or lump it? But whatever you do, don't just sit there like a lump on a rug!
I have NO IDEA why we'd care about lumpy rugs really. And maybe that's the point. Maybe it is simply a day to show our disdain for lumpy rugs!