So I've combined the two and this is it - I would, of course, search for a gull image - The poem is read from the box at the top to start then head on around the image clockwise.
Gluttonous Gulls
Gluttonous gulls
can't help but call:
"Come look, come see,
come one, come all!
Look what I found -
the heads of fish -
And boy, oh, boy,
they look delish!"
"Share with you?
I don't think so.
You didn't catch
these fish, you know."
"Neither did you,
so you'd better share!
Eating them all
is just not fair!"
"Fair to whom?
I found this lot!
And what did you?
I think 'twas naught!"
"Oh, fancy talk
from a common gull
Who's following boats
to snarf up cull!"
"Those fish heads
flying to the sea
Should all belong
to me, me, me!"
"Oh, really now!
I think you're wrong;
These fish are mine,
so run along!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"These gulls are sure
a noisy bunch.
Their only goal:
to grab free lunch."
"If only they would
eat and share,
But seagulls aren't
that sweet and fair."
"Keep tossing heads
and no-name fishes,
Grant these gulls
their gluttonous wishes."
("I didn't sign up
for this fishing trip;
I thought this was
a cruise-type ship!")
"We'll head for shore
as sun is setting,
But they'll be back
for tomorrow's getting!"
by Donna JT Smith, 2018
Wish I'd gotten footage of the people "from away" feeding a gull on the railing beside their table - quite close to the sign saying "Do Not Feed the Gulls". They were sharing a large platter of fries, letting him have free range of that plate. She wasn't too pleased when he then decided to take her large piece of haddock off her plate. She tried to shoo him away, but he came back and got the second piece of haddock, too. They are brazen, and don't need to be fed. They take whatever they want, whenever they want. Nothing is safe unattended. But if you ARE attending it and feed them, then they get even bolder - and you my friend are going to lose anything that looks as if it may have food in it even. "Do Not Feed the Gulls"... really. Visitors get to go home and eat in peace and quiet; we have to live with them later!