Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's Like...Eat What You Want in the Twilight Zone!

It's "Eat What You Want Day" and "Twilight Zone Day".  Now if you combined those it would make a good Twilight Zone episode.  Sure, go on and eat what you want.  It won't hurt you.  And then, like you would find yourself slowly turning into that food you ate and then, like you would get all chocolaty and gooey and your head would turn into a pizza and your feet would be like all cinnamon rollish and your ears would become croissants and you would like have chocolate chips for eyes and you'd like have little marshmallows for teeth and your nose would be a scone and your blood would turn into mocha latte and then some bigger being would come by and say, "Hey, it's eat what you want day!  I think I'll eat this chocolaty pizza scone thingy!" and you would be gone.
A few people out there wouldn't be eaten, as they would be carrot and celery people with sesame seeds for teeth.  They are liars.  That is not what they wanted to eat, but they would be safe from the bigger beings that day.  The only people remaining would be healthy liars.

In celebration of this day, I'm going to eat a hamburger and a salad, and watch an episode of Twilight Zone on NetFlix tonight. And then I might just have a bit of mint chocolate chip ice cream...depending on how scary the show is.

3 comments:

  1. Now I suppose I know all your favorite foods, right? Croissant ears is actually imaginable! I like the way you joined them up. Twilight Zone used to be so scary, but I wonder what the kids would think of it today?

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  2. @teacherdance
    Yes, I came very close to all my favorites, but I left out M&Ms. I've watched The Birds in recent times and boy, are the special effects terrible! It looked so realistic when I first saw it. How does that happen?

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  3. You really had fun with this post. The part about healthy liars made me laugh out loud. I would definitely be eaten.
    Spookily,
    A Pizzahead

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